What a great war to wake up to on a Friday morning. To think that Generation Y (Millenials) and Z picked today to roast each other on Twitter after they teamed up together to fight against police brutality in October 2020 is incomprehensible.
But trust Gen Z to always bring a Bazooka to a knife fight.
First of all, let’s go through the generations.
So far, the six living generations are:
Silent Generation: Those who were born from 1927-1945 belong to this generation.
Baby Boomers: These ones were born between 1946 and 1964. They are the pioneers of Nigeria's independence. The oldest of them should be turning 75 and the youngest 57 in 2021. Call them the 'Gone are the Good Old Days' generation.
Gen X: This set of people are born between 1965 and 1980. They are the ones who call ‘WhatsApp’ ‘Wozp’ and can be held responsible for all those WhatsApp broadcast that takes ages to read. The oldest is turning 56 while the youngest of them is turning 41 in 2021.
Gen Y or Millennials: Born between 1981 and 1994. The 2go and Blackberry generation. They were the ones who used cheat to play ‘Bounce’ on Nokia phones. The oldest of these lots turns 40 in 2021 while the youngest turns 27. Millennials are the children of Baby boomers.
Gen Z: They were born between 1995 and 2015. Call them the ‘Soro Soke’ or ‘Coconut Head’ generation, the keyboard warriors with enough energy to drag anybody on the social media space. They are between the ages of 6 – 26.
Gen Alpha: Born between 2015 – Now. The oldest is just 5 and we don’t know what they are bringing yet. Most members of Generation Alpha are the children of Millennials.
Now that we have gone through that, let’s look at some Twitter bants.
Millennials: We dress better than the Gen Z
— Uncle Bayotics (@unclebayotics) February 19, 2021
The dressing: pic.twitter.com/7jcMBGpgRM
When a Gen Z playfully calls her Millennial sugar daddy ode. pic.twitter.com/rtM43XG7Hb
— ᴅᴇᴊɪ xᴏ™?? (@dejiimole) February 19, 2021
*how does a woman get pregnant?*
— Akortainment (@akor_attah) February 19, 2021
Gen Z: "if you have intercourse with the opposite sex you'll get pregnant"
Millennials: "if you allow a boy touch you even if it's by mistake gbam!, You'll get pregnant fiam!"
Gen Z: we're doing Doggy style today
Millenials: pic.twitter.com/LtTxnVxDDW— ????? ✨ (@MalikGCFR) February 19, 2021
Gen Z: “Adjusts screen brightness”
— TOLU ? (@Tolutheking) February 19, 2021
Gen X: Neighbors!!! My child is an engineer pic.twitter.com/6pQ3uED5bE
Nobody :
— Victor Babatunde (@vhic_tore) February 19, 2021
Millenials to Gen Z : Please, How do you guys switch snapchat filters again? pic.twitter.com/h2odfAte3t
Those of us in the middle just dey look both sides.
— Pastor Ola ✨ (@Biisi96) February 19, 2021
Can’t quite claim millennial, can’t really claim gen Z.
Just existing in the middle, identity crisis.
We will go with the winning side sha ??.
Millennials love to talk about Gen Z being under the control of their parents as if the reason they spent 5+ years studying Law only to end up selling hair on the TL isn’t that their parents filled their JAMB forms for them. https://t.co/N8uz0WvcN1
— ULOMA (@ulxma) February 19, 2021
The craziest names Gen Z give millennials on this app;
— UG (@UgwunnaEjikem) February 19, 2021
'Civil War Twitter'
'Arugbo Ojo Twitter'
'Closer to the grave Twitter'
'Backpain Twitter'
Gen Z is always fighting dirty?
Millennials would say the reason they look smaller than the Gen Z is because Gen Z are abusing drugs but we know deep down it’s malnutrition. If our only food option in the morning was Milo or hunger, we too would be dragging height with table fridge ?
— Chemical Brother ? (@chemicalbrodar) February 19, 2021
I doubt I have laughed as hard as I did to bed last night in weeks. Na weyrey full that Gen Z population. Make anybody no send account number for now. Small respect they don’t have ????
— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) February 19, 2021
I know we Gen Z are broke but my dear millennials I dare you to not say “God forbid” silently when someone says “I don die” ??
— Chemical Brother ? (@chemicalbrodar) February 19, 2021
Millennial: how are you
— Dr. Dean ( M.D ) (@urchilla01) February 19, 2021
Gen Z: m nt fyn. My crush s nt atrctd to me. M I nt qt enuf? pic.twitter.com/ojsrv5g3U9
Gen Z are mostly sassy and rude until it’s time to ask Millennials for money or permission for a night out.
— ?? ????? (@mrrebelxo) February 19, 2021
Aww man. I do love Gen Z though. Their mouth is sharp. Always have time for tiktok, expressing themselves and dat. Exploring. It's sparkling joblessness sha. Léss bizi but with bright sneakers and swag?. I love it. https://t.co/qAa47hBp86
— FK. (@fkabudu) February 18, 2021
Absolutely nobody:
— Izu (@Izu_fcb) February 19, 2021
Gen Z: good afternoon ma, please are you the last person on the queue?
Millennial: i will never be last in Jesus name. pic.twitter.com/iylTfT9bwc
Davido, Wizkid and Burna Boy are all millennials..
— Spinn (@Toluspinnn) February 19, 2021
Gen Z do am if e easy. pic.twitter.com/yBM1yIYuCs
The same Gen Z that played FEM for Sanwo-Olu, the same Gen Z that also told Sanwo-Olu to “Soro-Soke Wereey” or is it not the same Gen Z that one of them said Buhari was a bad boy on national TV?
— Nathan #EndSARS (@rukky_nate) February 19, 2021
FK and Moe picked the wrong mad people to fight ooo, me I am not taking any mud.
Millennials hanging out VS Gen Z
— Jayson Rogue the god (@jaysonrogue) February 19, 2021
hanging out. pic.twitter.com/nIQi6EzN9W
Millennials have Wizkid, Tiwa Savage, Davido etc. No be VIC O and that based on statistics guy from big brother dem Gen Z get? ????
— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) February 19, 2021
Gen Z enroute shukura birthday party... pic.twitter.com/0GnAJP5rHQ
— Natural Of Ibadan??? (@SamuelGalax) February 19, 2021
Walked into office today...lo and behold the new cohort of interns were coming in for briefing. ALL OF THEM GEN Z. pic.twitter.com/iYgcWah9qg
— Editi Effiòng (@EditiEffiong) February 19, 2021
[A person shares a problem he/she is having in Life]
— Gentle Boy? (@chocolekan) February 19, 2021
Millennials: *Gives advice on how to go about it*
Gen Z: "Omo, wahala be like bicycle"
Millennials Gen Z
— AUNTIE B. (@BrightCyprian) February 19, 2021
At the club pic.twitter.com/WTSnfwejmC
The most painful thing about all of this dragging is that Gen X and the Boomers think we're the same as Gen Z and to Gen Z, we're practically Boomers.
— Arit Okpo (@thearitokpo) February 19, 2021
Millennial: Happy birthday baby boy,
— WiniWiniLojuOrogun (@_Zeus_7) February 19, 2021
I just sent you 500k to buy anything you want, the dispatch rider will bring your IPhone 12 Pro Max and PS5 before the close of the day
Gen Z : On this day, a king was born...
I thought we Millennials were disrespectful until I met Gen Z.
— Celebrity_wondafuJosh (@wondafujosh) February 19, 2021
Gen Z disrespect is on another level
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